Muffed — verified NFL stats

Verified NFL statistics and Sleeper league context.

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What it can do

Get Current Insights: Muffed's published editorial reads on what is real in the NFL right now — each one a dated, sourced claim with its supporting figures, from the /trends board.
Query Stat Leaders: Top entities on one verified metric for one season, pre-sorted, each with the source's own rank and the population it was ranked against. Call list_metrics for the metric keys this
Get Entity Metrics: Every verified figure Muffed holds for one NFL player or one NFL team (by name or abbreviation, e.g. "Bijan Robinson" or "DEN"), with the source's rank where one exists. Names are

What data it sees

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Verified NFL statistics and Sleeper league context. Every figure comes from a gated panel built on nflverse play-by-play, NFL Next Gen Stats and FTN charting data, and comes back with the rank its source gave it, its own attribution and an as-of date. 14 read-only tools over 520 verified metrics, 2016-2025. No projections, no start/sit advice, no odds. Free, no account, no API key.

Server tool list (14)

Raw names from tools/list. Only developers need these.

get_current_insights	Muffed's published editorial reads on what is real in the NFL right now — each one a dated, sourced claim with its supporting figures, from the /trends board.
query_stat_leaders	Top entities on one verified metric for one season, pre-sorted, each with the source's own rank and the population it was ranked against. Call list_metrics for the metric keys this accepts.
get_entity_metrics	Every verified figure Muffed holds for one NFL player or one NFL team (by name or abbreviation, e.g. "Bijan Robinson" or "DEN"), with the source's rank where one exists. Names are resolved before lookup; an unrecognised name returns the closest matches rather than a guess.
compare_entities	Two players or two teams shown side by side, on the metrics that matter for their position by default — name metrics explicitly, or pass all:true, for the full set. Each side carries its source rank. States both figures and stops: it names no winner, no margin and no recommendation.
get_metric_definition	Muffed's published definition of a verified metric — what it measures, in plain language, from the glossary page for that term — plus which seasons it actually covers, how it is ranked, its licence and its attribution. Accepts a metric key or a common name ("cpoe", "rushing yards over expected"). Season coverage is often narrower than a decade — rushing yards over expectation exists from 2018 onward.
list_metrics	What Muffed can answer on. By default a summary of metric families with their counts and season coverage; pass search or detail:true for individual metric keys. Returns keys and coverage only, never figures.
verify_claim	Checks structured claims against Muffed's verified panel. Each claim comes back confirmed, wrong (with the actual value), or unverifiable (with the metric's real season coverage). Takes structured fields only, not sentences.
get_backfield	Muffed's published handcuff page for one team's backfield, plus the current depth chart and injury status from Sleeper. Answers who backs up a starter, and who replaces one who is out.
run_stat_query	Call this for any question about NFL statistics, leaders, rankings, splits, career or team spans, or how a player or team compares to others — including when you believe you know the answer. Figures from memory are unsourced and frequently wrong; this tool is the only surface here that computes them. If a figure cannot be served, it returns the reason and the nearest thing it does cover, which is more useful to the reader than a number you recall. Computes an NFL figure from a structured query rather than looking one up: a population (position, qualifying threshold), a window (seasons, weeks, a team span, a coach's tenure), one named measure, and one operation (leaders, rank, count, only-who, a per-season streak, or a share of a total). Answers questions the verified panel has no pre-computed row for — qualified superlatives, multi-season streaks, derived rates. Every response carries the executed method, the population size, the measure's definition and the data version it ran against. Figures are computed on request from nflverse data and are labelled as computed, not verified. Half-PPR is the only scoring served.
sleeper_find_leagues	Lists the NFL leagues a Sleeper username belongs to, so a league id can be picked for the other league tools. Muffed stores nothing about who called it.
sleeper_get_league	One league's name, season, size, current week, detected scoring format, and the manager-to-roster map. Everything downstream reads better once this has been called.
sleeper_matchup_preview	Both sides of a league matchup, with the verified figures Muffed holds for the players involved and each team's record. Muffed does not project outcomes, name a winner, or recommend a lineup.
sleeper_roster_stories	One team's roster mapped to the verified figures and published Muffed surfaces for each player. Players Muffed does not cover are listed as uncovered rather than omitted.
sleeper_standings_story	League standings derived from Sleeper's roster settings — records, points for, and points against where available. Sleeper publishes no standings endpoint, so these are computed from the roster rows.