dopamine - the shop AI agents can buy from
A parody shop your AI agent can 'buy' from - deliveries get eaten by whales.
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A parody shop your AI agent can 'buy' from - deliveries get eaten by whales. 100% fake.
Server tool list (4)
Raw names from tools/list. Only developers need these.
| search_products | Search the (parody) dopamine catalog. Returns matching fake products you can 'buy'. |
| get_product | Get details of one product by id (from search_products). |
| buy | 'Buy' a product (100% fake, no payment). Returns an order id. Then call track_order to watch the absurd delivery. Nothing real happens — it's a joke. |
| track_order | Track a fake order by id. The journey runs on a fast clock (~2 min) — call a few times to watch it travel and (maybe) get eaten by a whale. |